The Latest From Late Night Comedians
May 5, 2010 at 4:03 PM Leave a comment
Jay Leno: “Folks, we’re starting to learn more and more about that man arrested in the New York SUV car bombing case. His name is…Faisal Shahzad. He’s from Pakistan. What tipped off the authorities he might be the bomber? His name is Faisal Shahzad. He’s from Pakistan.”
Jay Leno: “Well, looks like this guy was having financial problems as well. Turns out his house was in foreclosure. See, apparently the Taliban does not pay very well. … And not to mention, no benefits. Who would take a job as a car bomber where they tell you, you have to use your own car? That’s unbelievable.”
Stephen Colbert: “BP has shut off one of the three oil leaks. Now they just have to take care of the premium and super leaks.”
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