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The Latest From Late Night Comedians

February 8, 2010 at 4:10 PM Leave a comment

LATE-NIGHT

Jay Leno:   “And for the second time since he became president, Barack Obama has slammed Las Vegas by saying, ‘You don’t blow bunch of cash in Vegas.’ Hey, the way government is spending money, I’d rather take the odds in Vegas. Wouldn’t you? At least…you might win something!”

Jay Leno:   “Scientists in Australia announced that within five years they will be able to successfully carry out pig-to-human lung transplants. People could be part human, part pig. We have that already. I think it’s called John Edwards.”

Jimmy Fallon:   “President Obama was busy holding two fundraisers in DC last night. During one of his speeches, Obama told the crowd, ‘We can’t be afraid of the future.’ … Most Americans agree with him, mainly because they are so busy being afraid of the present.”

Jimmy Fallon:   “It’s tough out there. Even the Obama store in Washington, DC, is closing. That’s where they sell t-shirts, hats, and calendars with Obama’s face on them. You can tell they’re Obama calendars. They only go up to 2012.”

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